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I'm awesome.

Male (43) looking for Female Farmington, Utah, United States

Like I said already...I'm awesome. Pretty simple really. I am a good man. Goofy at times, can't cook but ROCK most everything else in life. Played all sports and not to boast, kicked ass at ALL. Still can sling a baseball and football like a pro:) but glory days are over and I play in dirt at work most my time these days or tell others how to:) I don't F around when it comes to my kids. You'd love them and they are possibly going to exceed my awesomeness if they haven't already. I don't helicopter-mom them but I live them
More than anything. I love being their daddy and think I was born to lead...especially youth, no matter age, past, etc. blessed with that talent without much effort somehow and feel lucky. I dig others kids, family's etc and know when professionalism and respect are needed and live to give it. I love to help others one would think to a fault...but jokes on them cause I always get more than I give in long run somehow.Sports, leadership, mentoring, hilarious-ness, good looks inside and out with a magic hand and c&$k in bed would be my most way-above-average traits. Good at many many things and feel lucky about that. Help others achieve what Ive done, listen to those who have done things I haven't or can't eagerly, and my weaknesses are few in my eyes but I suck at plenty I'm sure. I know I suck at pretending I'm something I'm not online like I'm sure less confident less attractive men do to get your attention or in your pants. You'll actually want me in them and you lie at least a little if you don't think that a few times at least! :) I'm Very easy to get along with and open minded towards and love all humans:) Everyone is something to me despite our weaknesses. We all have more in common than we don't so I don't focus on that crap that would make us dislike one another. If I dislike you, I'll just ask if you want me to grudge fuck you or something. Ha. Hope that joke was ok:) New to online thing. I never lie (unless you gotta thin for that I suppose I could pretend a minute:) And being a completely honest guy I don't believe in drama or hurting anyone's life especially at this stage of everyone's life where we've all probably had our share of crap with an ex or something recently:) I'm here to have a "fling" like app says! Clean, looks , body, and great traits physically I do not struggle with:) honestly, confident and feel ridiculous that I've gotta try to somehow convince that to someone by typing in a computer! I'm likely rare, I'm better in person in every way imaginable, haven't had sex since divorce and yep---I'm DAMN ready for physical contact and feel like I'm gonna explode sometimes ! I've been sooo horny the last few months especially but don't feel I need to rush into a fake relationship or lead someone along to have sex, or even a kiss. So, I'm doing it backwards this time...having a fling with no strings attached and if your into me, we can go from there. Not opposed to anything right ow and it's whatever we make it. Be it AWESOME sex, a release or person to just enjoy being with and trusting to fufill and OVER-EXCEED your desires, fantasy, or lustful needs! How poetic. Ha. Ok... I dislike texting too much I must admit, especially through an app...but that's probably the worst trait about me--so if you want the best you ever had who will never get salty if you walk away or do whatever to please what you want, who you could always consider a friend or at least GREAT SEX ACQUAINTANCE, I'm your man. I own a Landscaping Business (13 years and counting) and I LOVE to work hard! Not to mention the hardness it's given my body and my "tool(s)" which I'd love to put to good use on you!:) Also, I just a world record for long text. See... I keep impressing! Ha. Anyway, here I am, let's have a fling that you'll always remember as great, even if just one time. And P. S. Happy Thanksgiving!

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Cuckold Preferences

Cuckold Should:Just watch
Open To Photos & VideosYes I love the camera
Ideal Experience:Ignore the dude and give that chica what she wants or deserves. Not even giving him a high give cause he can't please her..she deserves that

Trampling Preferences

Do you like being bonded while trampled?No

Tickling Preferences

Describe a tickling fantasy you haveCome on. This is dumb. Tickling is nice and I like my back tickled (scratched too) but what's next? They gonna ask me "What turns you on most about Smurfette or what color balloon do I like to fuck?!" Don't big me if you gotta have weird shiz like that. Trusting most don't anyways:)
Where's your favorite Tickling-Spot?Back, Genitals

Public Sex preferences

What's your favorite public sex places?Earth. I'll excite you anywhere, don't matter. On steps of police station if you want---they'd just be too jealous to complain or give us a "too sexy" ticket:) ha
Describe the riskiest place you have had a sexual encounter?At a place any other woman might see cause shed jump in for a threesome and might piss you off. I don't like being rudely interrupted when f-ing your brains out anyways! K...so real answer, I guess would be in a airplane small-ass bathroom (on a full flight):) let's just say there wasn't time to cum for me, she did a few times though. And we left bathroom clean. Ha

Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageAmerican
BuildMuscular
Height185 cm
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorBlonde
Hair LengthBald
Facial HairBeard
Best featureEyes
Body ArtVisible tattoo
Health ConditionNo special condition
Endowment (length)Long
Endowment (width)Thick
CircumcisedYes
My AttractivenessVery attractive

Situation

Relationship StatusDivorced
Has childrenTwo
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsAlone
AvailabilityAnytime / Anyplace
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationCollege Associates
SpecialtyAdministrative / Management
Employment StatusSelf-employed
Annual income$100,000 - $250,000
Job TitleOwner of "OPERATION CLEAN UP" (we kick ass:) ha

Looking For

I prefer:Good Looks
My perfect matchEvery woman has strengths that waste another's. Just gotta look. Some don't want you to look, and I'm not a pisser-offer of women. I kinda like y'all:)
Our first dateWhatever she wants. Respect (unless she wants me to pretend she doesn't deserve it, which I can fake for a while if she wants)!

BDSM Preferences

Open To Photos & VideosDepends on the partner
My most pleasurable encounter wasSex with last woman I had...way too long ago for a man if my awesomeness. Ha Really, they're all good and I believe I can generally get a good idea and feel for what she wants and take it as a challenge to do much better than ever dreamed. EVERY TIME. if

Fetishes

FetishesCuckolding, Exhibitionism, Feathers, High Heels, Lace / Lingerie, Panty, Pantyhose / Stockings, Shoes / Boots, Smoking, Tickling, Trampling, Tongue Fetish, Voyeurism, Other

Sexual Activities

I enjoy sex:Rarely, so I'm looking!
Sex isAwesome but not a priority
Most partners at once:Threesome M/F/F
Dirty talkTurns me on
Night life:Night clubs, Raves, Regular Bars, Movies, Munches

Sexual Interests

CybersexI've never tried it
Oral Sex isIt's OK, but I prefer penetration
Anal sex isFun sometimes
Sex toys:Clitoral stimulator, Dildos/Vibrators
Size matterYes, definitely
"Off Limits":Kids, animals and anyone or anything who can't act for themselves or don't want to do it. Easy.

Sexual Fantasies

Sexual fantasyAll I haven't. I would like to explore sex as a bachloer and get jiggy-er. I earned it and wanna enjoy more things like that now in my PRIME :) yes, as a long time landscaper I probably look 16 still, oh yeah except for the hairs that up and left and divorced my scalp. But the loyal ones remain. I just buzz them cause they like the attention. Ha
Fantasy locationTrain, Moving car, At a park, Dark alley, Bleachers of a stadium, Kitchen, Elevator, Hotel/motel, Swimming pool, Hot tub, Movie theatre, Parents house, Dressing room, On the beach, My office, In a church, Library, In a taxi cab, Public bathroom, Restaurant
Fantasy sex partner:Making her think she was cumming and squirting all over the inventor of lustful, carnal, and downright so hot sex it's so dirty it's clean:) but hoping satan didn't invent it cause hes a lame-o sometimes and I'm way better lookin than him. Plus, he can't catch a football. Pussy. Ha